Senior Discount – Not Yet!!!

Okay I understand my hair is white and not thick like it use to be. But Senior Discount, I’m too young!

Lately I seem to be scoring the Senior price way too often. It was cute the first time. Funny the second time, now it’s making me feel old. Today I go to Supercuts and get by normal every 6 months haircut. No big deal. I am my usual lame self in the chair and all proceeds per plan. So we go to the front to pay, I am thinking $18 plus $5 tip, so I am pulling out $23. She stands at the register and fiddles around for a bit and then looks at me and says “that will be $14.”
I look up and it’s the senior price. Yeah I know I should be thrilled to get the discount. But you know I really would like to be young for as long as I can.