So on Wednesday we started our Scottish Odyssey. As we were getting close to the Courtyard in beautiful El Segundo, the first thought that went through my mind was “look it’s the Boeing Satellite Division, too bad I don’t have my computer, I could have gone in and checked my mail.” Sick I know; but fortunately I was able to avoid running home for my laptop, so I just had to proceed to the hotel and check-in.
Doing so, I thanked the front desk man, took our two room keys and shoved them into my shirt pocket right next to my cell phone so they would be easy to find and went to park the truck. We found a spot to park the truck and went in through a side door, the key let us in through the locked side door and we lugged our bags up to our room. As I reach for the key I think “crap they are next to my phone” and sure enough they didn’t work. So off to get them programmed again and finally into the room.
,p>When we checked in they told us to be downstairs for the shuttle at 5 till 5:00 am. Surprising as it maybe to some Helen was up and ready and we made it downstairs a little early. Where we proceeded to wait and wait. Little did we know this was to be a harbinger of things to come.
So we checked in at American Airlines and zipped through the inspection quickly, as we entered the terminal area, our gate came up quickly and I noticed that the 6:00 am flight to Chicago had still not left, oh-oh and sure enough a half hour later I get the notice on my phone that our departure is going to be delayed a half hour. Not a problem, just cuts down our layover a bit. So over the course of the next several hours my phone is happily pinging away cheerfully telling me that our flight is being delayed further. Well we finally were able to get on the plane and leave for Chicago. For the first time Helen and I were going to Europe in Coach, after all how bad can it be?
The 4 hours to Chicago weren’t too bad and being platinum for life at least let us get on the airplane early. Where I got to sit in my aisle seat and get banged by every shoulder carried bag in either the head or the shoulder, I was beginning to think they were shifting their bags to make absolutely sure I was hit as they went by. Well at least most of the bags were soft. In Chicago, it took some effort but we were finally able to find some mediocre Mexican food to eat for lunch, our last meal for the next 12 hours or so. As we are eating this stuff and I see another Mexican place owned by Chef Rick Bayless which would have probably tasted a lot better. So we boarded our flight for Dublin a mere 7 1/2 hours away.
Okay I have now sworn to never fly coach again on a flight of more than 5 hours. Coach seats have to be the most miserable things on the planet, I mean my god I didn’t realize how uncomfortable it could get. Okay yes I am spoiled, fortunately it’s a cross I am more than happy to bear. Also to remind people I have very short legs so unless I sit straight up they don’t touch the ground! To make matters worse the movie they chose for our flight was some stupid cartoon that flopped at the box office, something to do with Jack Frost, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny and others. Fortunately I had Marvel’s The Avengers on my tablet. I needed a lot more than that. For Dinner Helen and I had a really small dinner salad and two pieces of cheese, turns out the chicken and rice had some sort of mystery sauce on it, so being a good Celiac, I said no. Helen said yes, but said it wasn’t that good. For breakfast we had orange juice and yogurt. As far as sleep went I think between the two of us we managed about 17 seconds. Again never in Coach.
Went through customs and it was as much fun as always, picked up our suitcases and headed over to our next flight on Aer Lingus. Because we were going to have such a long layover I bought us lounge passes so we could at least relax in comfort for 3 or 4 hours. So we walk to the terminal for Aer Lingus, present our passports and instead of being ticketed the agent says, come back in an hour, I’m not ticketing you now. So we wonder through the terminal and find a place to crash. After about 45 minutes Helen wonders off and returns with news that the new agent at the Aer Lingus counter is happy to ticket us. So off we go and to our surprise Helen’s fully stuffed suitcase remains below the overweight limit and we don’t have to pay a fee. So we complete our ticketing, get through inspection and are finally off to the Aer Lingus Lounge for our hour of relaxation.
Now the lounge was nice. But if you are taking a Now the entire time we are in the lounge short haul flight it’s a good fifteen minute walk from the Lounge to your gate. As for the lounge itself the best part of any European lounge is the free alcohol and this one was no exception. Not much in the lounge for a celiac to eat. Even I get tired of cheese, eventually. I think it was the 6th or 7th individual serving where I crossed that line. I also tried Paddy’s Irish Whiskey and it was strong but not as good as a Bushmills. Anyways after our short stay in the lounge we were off to find our gate. Now the entire time we are in the lounge the sign keeps telling us we are at gate 220. So away we go, hiking to gate 220 and fifteen minutes later we stop to check the sign and it’s flashing “GATE ASSIGNMENT WILL BE POSTED AT 12:05”. Heck that’s 15 minutes away and obviously they must be looking for a new gate or they wouldn’t be flashing that message. So to kill time we go back and I sample a cheaper Irish Whiskey sold by Bushmills. At the time I thought it was good, but on reflection, not so much.
So now it is time to see what our gate change is, so we walk back to the same sign and it shows we have 2 minutes to wait, and at the end of that time the new, fully available gate is revealed, it’s 220. So after a moments irritation we head to the gate and discover that this end of the terminal is completely empty! I think the girl working the concessions was thrilled to finally have someone around. So we get to the gate and wait to be allowed to board. It’s is obviously a puddle jumper as there is a bus waiting to take us to our plain. While we wait, the other passengers show up and it looks to be about 10 – 15 more people, so we think t at least the flight won’t be crowded.
Well it’s time to board and we get on the bus quickly and the other 10 – 15 people get on too. And then the next 10 – 15 people get on and then the next. Where in the hell did all these people come from?! So they finally stop climbing on to the bus and they take us to the plane. I have never seen a plane like this before, it looks pregnant, all the luggage is shoved into a compartment behind the pilot and the boarding stairs are at the end of the plane. So they announce that only the passengers seated in rows 1 – 10 are to board first and since we are in row 5 they must mean us. So we push our way through the rapidly thinning crowd and board the plane and immediately need to wait while those passengers that must be aurally challenged take their seats in rows 11 and beyond.
The flight was uneventful, I slept through it, thank you whiskey gods, and when we landed it was easy to collect our bags and head to the taxi cab where 20 pounds later we finally got to our hotel. So after 25 hours from the time we woke up we are in Scotland and ready to begin. After we check in to our room at thee Edinburgh Residence Inn, located in the eventually trendy Quartermile District. I am sure it will be trendy, once they complete the construction. As a side note, one of the coolest travel apps I have found so far, Skyscanner, it looks like they are located in the same area.
After a long nap.